Four parts Occam's Razor
One part Moderate Hyperbole
...and a pinch of Oxymoron.
“All things being equal, the simplest solution tends to be the best one.”
—William of Ockham
Occam's Razor is more of a recipe than a philosophy,
but a proven approach all the same.
Sure I don’t have my hair in a bun, sport a hipster beard or have anything pierced, but I’m confident that my decades of experience make up for the lack of body ink.
William of Ockham, pictured performing simple 13th century gang signs.